Don't Hurt Yourself

I bought pepper spray yesterday cause it was $10
& bedazzled. It’s still in the box on the kitchen
table. When I met Adam I was wearing a
halo cause it was Halloween. I gave it to him cause
he was turning 22 at midnight and also
probably I fell in love or maybe out of the sky
or both. We had so many sleepovers. We ordered
so much Chinese food. We were so sad about
money. Kelsey was followed home twice &
that was when I liked her so I was really empathetic.
She has a knife with a cat on it even though
she’s more of a dog person. I have bedazzled
pepper spray recommended by Cosmo
in a plastic box on my kitchen table even though
I’m more of a person who’s scared all the time.